That one coworker who hugs everyone hugging the one coworker who hates being touched
When they bring out the free bread
Today we played dress up. Red Coat the Turncoat Buddy stole my glove when I went to pet him. Luckily, Army Man Ari came flying across the park to help me with Boomer Boy as backup. #notdestroyedbutdrooledon
When the squad is waiting for the pizza to show up, but you ain't gonna tell them that it already came.